OFFICEOLOGY
The corporate playbook they never gave you. Translate 60+ buzzwords, decode every meeting type, navigate office politics, and learn visibility tactics - all in one iOS app.
Officeology is the guide to corporate life that nobody hands you on day one.
Features
The Decoder - Search 60+ corporate phrases with plain-English translations, danger ratings, and pro tips on how to respond. Filtered by Meetings, Emails, Performance, Leadership, and General.
Meeting Survival Guide - Six meeting types (All-Hands, 1:1s, Brainstorms, Status Updates, Town Halls, Retrospectives) each with dos, don’ts, and power moves.
Visibility Tactics - 17 strategies for getting noticed, managing up, building your network, and taking credit for your work without being insufferable about it.
Field Guide to Office Archetypes - 15 character profiles (The Credit Thief, The Seagull Manager, The Scope Creeper) with identification tips and counter-strategies.
Situation Mode - About to walk into a performance review? Just got cc’d by your skip-level? Tap Situation Mode and get the playbook for exactly where you are right now.
Daily Phrase - A new phrase every day, delivered to your home screen or via morning notification.
BS Generator - One tap generates a perfectly grammatical corporate sentence that means absolutely nothing.
Quiz Mode - Flip-card quiz on corporate phrases to test your fluency.
Survival Score - An ambient score tracking how fluent you’re becoming. Start as a Rookie. Work your way to Master.